GADGET MAN
GADGET MAN owned a calculator watch before it was even invented and and has a flight simulator joystick that is more sophisticated than an actual fighter jet. Strangely the only gadget he doesn't have is a TV, but luckily he has a huge Asian piece of woodwork perched on his wall instead. He gets a super boost of energy from his secret weapon - Ensure Plus.
posted by BB at 12:27 PM
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Interesting fact about Gadget Man: Possibly only person alive and not terminally ill or severely anorexic who weighed 25% more at the age 14 than he does at the age of 31, despite eating 4 times his body weight daily. Gadget Man should hire Revolving Man as his personal trainer to help put on muscle, (which would leave most of the superheroes directly or indirectly under the control and employ of Mr Fantastic - Mr Gadget's father).
Rumour has it though that revolving man has a better camera than gadget man. Just shows that our powers can cross-fertilise at times.
I once thought i had bought a better calculator watch than gadget man (150 phone numbers) when i was in America. I was wrong, when I saw him... a calculator watch was lying behind some junk gathering dust with 300 phone number capacity....
I am sure gadget man has already superceeded your camera. Enjoy your false sense of superiour gadgetry.
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